Geek Test

"Geek" and "nerd" have in recent years become quite the vogue.  Thanks to the "adorkable" movement and the increase in casual gaming, geeks and nerds are no longer considered greasy, undesirable social outcasts; now, we are charming, desirable social outcasts.  Unfortunately, this means there are now poseurs who think that playing The Sims and reading the classic literature assigned in class qualifies them for these titles.  Unfortunately, no.  These are titles you must earn, and as the charter of the Edison High School League of Awesome Intellectuals I feel the need to set the boundary.

Complete the test that follows.  At no point are Google nor Wikipedia allowed, though you may access other archives of which you are aware.

GEEK TEST

1. Who is the one true James Bond?  Support your argument.

2. Who is the superior captain of the Enterprise?  Provide your argument, citing at least three specific examples.

3. What five types are super-effective against Grass?

4. From which show is the Scooby Gang?  Name its four most permanent members.

5. Name at least six of the actors who have portrayed Doctor Who.

6. Name thirty anime or manga.

7. Who is tearing Johnny apart?  (Hint: He did not hit her.  He did noaught.)

8. There are currently 23 seasons of The Simpsons.  List the good ones.

9. Who are the two main characters of Penny Arcade?

10. Define Armor Class.

11. Name the webcomic shown below, as well as its author.

12. When was /b/ good?

13. Give the model names of two types of Imperial walkers.

14. Who was Percy's girlfriend in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?

15. Do you ship Vanitas with anyone?  If so, leave now.

16. Who is pictured?

17. Which level of Pac-Man is glitched?  Is it possible to beat it anyway?

18. Name four albums by Weird Al Yankovic.

19. Whistle or hum all three songs from the original Tetris.

20. UN Owen was whom?

21. Left, A, Down, Left, A, Down = ???

22. What is the correct sequence to perform a Hadouken?

23. Which is the first episode of Puella Magi Madoka Magica to show the end credits sequence? (Hint: at what point would they not need to hide it?)

24. Name the six members of Monty Python.

25. Name two Studio Ghibli movies not directed by Hayao Miyazaki.

26. Make at least one wicked burn on the Twilight Saga.

27. What mathematical error does the Scarecrow make at the end of The Wizard of Oz?

28. Who is the one true Batman?  Support your argument.

29. How many consoles do you own?

30. What is Enoby's full name?

31. Identify Zelda in the picture below.

Bonus Round. Identify the speaker and origin of the following exclamations:
"A flat chest is a status symbol!  Very rare and valuable!"
"You spoony bard!"
"Dang it, Ash!  I don't even like girls.  Why do I have to like you?"
"It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds!"
"Someone fat get in my way!"
"The problem must be in your pants!"
"You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals/So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
"A Bat Credit Card?  ...RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU!?"
"Curse-me-ha-me-ha!"
"Francisco Franco continues his valiant efforts to remain dead."